Here I present some humour in IT. These are all IT
related hilarious jokes.
During my decades of experience in imparting training on IT subjects I
observed that you can engage participants if you sprinkle little bit of
For more jokes, please click on the links on the right side bar
I have started
my own institute.
Satire - Forget the legacy Business Schools. Join my C-School. Job guarantee. View the
introduction. Hurry. Limited seats
Sir, which institute should I join?". Zaveri Sir reply:
"Forget about B-School, join my C-School. We are in top ten list of the World Corruption Index as the World's Best
C-School. Affiliated to both Houses of Indian Parliament and various
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National Corruption Institute Of India.
Introducing first time in India: BDC Bachelor’s Degree in Corruption.
Earn your BDC from the
World’s Most Reputed Institute for Corruption Studies.
Admissions are open now.
Preference to those with criminal background. Politician's relatives get free
scholarship. Affiliated To Both Houses Of Indian Parliament. Listed
on the World Corruption Index as the World’s Best C-School.
funds through HAWAALA for creation of MASS GHOTALA.
NETWORKING -Movement of money through well engineered networks between
State Party Units and Central Party Unit.
methods to increase donations towards Party Fund.
application of Popular BRIBE concepts and methods like ‘Chai Pani’,
‘Parcel’, ‘Change’, ‘Gift Box’ , ‘Color TV’, ‘Foreign Trip’ and the ever
popular ‘Children’s School Fees’.
Business - make real property, farm house guaranteed.
Learn how to
multiply money with zero capital.
buying and selling of Govt/ pvt properties (il) legally.
politician from ruling party is our faculty.
Relations (PR) and Media Management.
Learn how to
be Misquoted By The Media.
Learn to say
the right things to be Quoted Out Of Context.
training in PARTY SPOKESMAN-OLOGY. Learn how to argue on TV with other
Party people on TV, workshop by experienced Member of Parliament.
public gestures like NAMASTE and Hand Waving.
art of proving all allegations as “Baseless And Politically Motivated”.
refute STING OPERATIONS. Advanced course in proving that “Video Footage
Is False And Manipulated”.
Order Module: In this module you will learn how to:
MURDER and RAPE and yet be invited for inaugurations.
POLICE under your control.
super-fast if you are ever arrested.
get speedy ANTICIPATORY BAIL so you don’t get arrested in the first
Elections From Jail! Special lectures by party politicians with
– A Telecommunications Perspective" By Professor YouKnowWho on Skype.
Correct Standard of Clean'' By ministers.
Medal or No Medal, In Corruption Always Get Gold Medal'' By YouKnowWho.
of Corruption on Non Human Species – Stealing Money for Cattle Fodder"
By the ‘guy’ YouKnowWho.
attract vote bank from neighboring countries and provide immediate
citizenship and voter ids and still remain "secular".
How to change
your name to deceive people and keep hidden nationality, and Systematic
destruction of a country by extensive loot and investing in Swiss banks by
ex-Professor from Cambridge madam herself. SO FORGET ALL B-SCHOOLS, BE
COOL JOIN MY C-SCHOOL...
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