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Humour - Computer and Internet Jokes

Here I present some humour in IT.  These are all IT related hilarious jokes.

During my decades of experience in imparting training on IT subjects I observed that you can engage participants if you sprinkle little bit of humour.  Edutainment.

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  • I have started my own institute.

  • Satire - Forget the legacy Business Schools.  Join my C-School. Job guarantee. View the introduction. Hurry.  Limited seats

 

 

Student: "Zaveri Sir, which institute should I join?".   Zaveri Sir reply:  "Forget about B-School, join my C-School.  We are in top ten list of the World Corruption Index as the World's Best C-School.  Affiliated to both Houses of Indian Parliament and various State Assemblies".

  • Hope you will 'Like' this idea and share".  :)

National Corruption Institute Of India.  Introducing first time in India: BDC Bachelor’s Degree in Corruption.

Earn your BDC from the World’s Most Reputed Institute for Corruption Studies.

Admissions are open now. Preference to those with criminal background. Politician's relatives get free scholarship.  Affiliated To Both Houses Of Indian Parliament.  Listed on the World Corruption Index as the World’s Best C-School.

SYLLABUS:

Financial Theory and Practice.

  • Transfer of funds through HAWAALA for creation of MASS GHOTALA.

  • FINANCIAL NETWORKING -Movement of money through well engineered networks between State Party Units and Central Party Unit.

  • Solicitation methods to increase donations towards Party Fund.

  • Theory and application of Popular BRIBE concepts and methods like ‘Chai Pani’, ‘Parcel’, ‘Change’, ‘Gift Box’ , ‘Color TV’, ‘Foreign Trip’ and the ever popular ‘Children’s School Fees’.

  • Real estate Business - make real property, farm house guaranteed.

  • Learn how to multiply money with zero capital.

  • Fast track buying and selling of Govt/ pvt properties (il) legally.

  • Most corrupt politician from ruling party is our faculty.

  • Public Relations (PR) and Media Management.

  • Learn how to be Misquoted By The Media.

  • Learn to say the right things to be Quoted Out Of Context.

  • Excellent training in PARTY SPOKESMAN-OLOGY. Learn how to argue on TV with other Party people on TV, workshop by experienced Member of Parliament.

  • Develop public gestures like NAMASTE and Hand Waving.

 

  • Learn the art of proving all allegations as “Baseless And Politically Motivated”.

  • Effectively refute STING OPERATIONS. Advanced course in proving that “Video Footage Is False And Manipulated”.

  • Law and Order Module: In this module you will learn how to:

  • Commit MURDER and RAPE and yet be invited for inaugurations.

  • Bring LOCAL POLICE under your control.

  • Get BAIL super-fast if you are ever arrested.

  • Apply and get speedy ANTICIPATORY BAIL so you don’t get arrested in the first place!

  • Fight Elections From Jail! Special lectures by party politicians with experience.

  • Special Courses In:

  • "2G SPECTRUM – A Telecommunications Perspective" By Professor YouKnowWho on Skype.

  • ''The Correct Standard of Clean'' By ministers.

  • ''Sports Medal or No Medal, In Corruption Always Get Gold Medal'' By YouKnowWho.

  • "Application of Corruption on Non Human Species – Stealing Money for Cattle Fodder" By the ‘guy’ YouKnowWho.

  • How to attract vote bank from neighboring countries and provide immediate citizenship and voter ids and still remain "secular".

 

How to change your name to deceive people and keep hidden nationality, and Systematic destruction of a country by extensive loot and investing in Swiss banks by ex-Professor from Cambridge madam herself.  SO FORGET ALL B-SCHOOLS, BE COOL JOIN MY C-SCHOOL...


Our DNS team can create animation movie for you.  The innovative way of Digital Marketing.

  • You need a script.  Decide one character or two.  Give us the dialogs.  You may select some options like background music, action, etc.   Finally we will also upload to YouTube.

  • Everyone Likes animation movies.   They can view on mobile devices such as mobile phones, tabs, laptops, etc.

  • Design your own scene.   We can put artistic sets and actors to fill your stage, camera angles.

  • That is the power of the digital platform.  Techies would like to call Web two point zero.  Promote your brnad, product, services.  You can make your own content, edit and distribute all over the world.  Everything is in the cloud.

  • For instance, we have added subtitles to this short ( ~ 4  min.) clip about corruption.

  • You can use this idea for training, education or marketing purpose on the net.

I am sharing this digital platform with you because I think you can convey your message using cartoon character more effectively. Do not hesitate to contact for any support. What do you say? 


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